SATURDAY SATIRE


 “Lies You Believe About Your Government”

A public service announcement 
from the Ministry of Misdirection

1. “We’re here to serve you.” Yes — serve you the bill.

2. “Your voice matters.” Every four years. Maybe. If the algorithm lets it.

3. “This new tax is temporary.”  Just like winter. It goes away... and comes back stronger.

4. “We’re transparent.”  Which is why everything happens in closed meetings and redacted reports.

5. “We can’t afford essential services.”  But we *can* afford consultants, raises, and commemorative plaques.

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