FUNNY FRIDAY


Friday Funnies: Democracy Edition

Courtesy of *Voice of Nanaimo*

  • The budget’s balanced — as long as you ignore numbers, logic, and the next generation.”
  • “Tried to follow the money... it gave me a fake name and fled to the Caymans.”
  • “Transparency is vital — which is why the decisions are made in camera, off-record, and out the back door.”
  • “They say we’re all in this together... then they boarded the lifeboat and waved.”
  • Thought government waste was exaggerated — then I saw $300,000 spent on a report nobody read.”
  • “In politics, ‘being held accountable’ now means trending for 6 hours and going on vacation.”

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